Today, in my usual clearing of the SPAM folder, I had this little nugget:

To:  Me
From:  Aparis Rinehart
Subject:  Your throbbing missile is ready to fire

Ever wanted a larger longer tool?
(gratuitous link to some random foreign site removed)

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Actually, YES! You’re right!  I have wanted a larger, longer tool. Especially when digging in the backyard and being so short that I can’t reach the back of the gardening beds.  Or, a longer hammer - the better to reach those nails with.  I mean seriously, are people REALLY buying enough throbbing missile aids that it pays the spammers to keep spamming?

This subject line, however, is up in my top 10 favorites.