I can be annoyingly chipper at times, and unfortunately, little bits of words or songs lodge themselves like broken glass in my brain. I use these shards to torment my friends and family, sometimes repeating jingles from commercials originally aired in 1974 (remember Rainier Beer? Yeah, I can do the entire motorcycle sound they made for the commercial). If there’s an inappropriate time to belt out the Leave it to Beaver theme, I will do it, you betcha.
Lately I’ve been annoying the hell out of myself with tidbits from Finding Nemo. My kids haven’t watched it in at least 6 months, but I keep hearing Ellen Degeneres’ voice as Dory screaming, “Just Keep Swimming . . .Just Keep Swimming!” I also love that she calls Nemo’s dad “Mr. Grumpy Gills”. Considering I frequently refer to Arden as Mistress Grouchy, it fits.
I think it’s stuck in my head for a reason. I have to keep swimming - got no choice, really. Tomorrow the move officially begins. Friends from all over are descending with paintbrushes and alcohol, and Dan is threatening to make burgers on a Foreman grill at the new house to feed us all. I’m definitely swimming, but there are a lot of fish in the water with me. Here’s where I would normally insert a cheesy reference to my “school” of friends, but Imma Gonna Skip It.




