Why We Should Have Stopped at 1.

So imagine, if you will, the following scene.

Cristina, running bathwater, while telling the girls to undress for the bath. Cristina, going to get a clean washcloth. Cristina, returning to the hallway, and seeing the following:

Arden, completely naked, in downward dog position (hands and feet down, rump in the air). Lily, completely naked, with her face nearly UP Arden’s rear end, sniffing away and cacking gleefully, while Arden screams, “My BOTTOM STINKS!!!”

The two of them. They are seriously insane.

Posted June 11, 2008 in I can't believe this is my life. • (21) Comments • Permalink

OMG!!!!! That is so gross!!! But its so hilarious too!!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:53 AM

This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD !!!! Those two are a hoot!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:53 AM

LMAO, that is so nasty. but funny, very funny

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:54 AM

OMG that is hilarious!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:54 AM

OMG That is way too funny

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:55 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Oh God, and I’m snorting to!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:55 AM

Oh gross!...they are gonna hate to hear about this in about 10 years LOL

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:56 AM

OMG, that is HILARIOUS!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:57 AM

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - nuff said =)

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:58 AM

OH. MY. GOD! I’m dying here! Icky girls, eeeeewwwwwwwww!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:58 AM

LMAO!!! Well, I guess it could’ve been worse…imagine if one of them was a boy. Oh, the possibilities.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 08:59 AM

Oh that’s gross. Grosser than my pee-everywhere scenario before bathtime. However, I think you and I both learned the same important lesson: minimize the naked time before the bath.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 09:15 AM

LMFAO!!!!!! Holy jesus. LOLOLOL!!!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 09:15 AM

Ewwwwww! Your girls are quite a pair. One said “Sniff my butt” and the other said “OK”.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 09:16 AM

LMAO, where DO they come up with this stuff??? Hope you poured yourself a big glass of wine after getting them in the bath, I know I would have.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:35 PM

Eww! That is soooo funny! Where was your camera?? That would have been great blackmail later!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:37 PM

It nice to learn girls can be just as nasty as my boys!!! Naked kids…..they turn into whole other people. Well not really. My boys like to be gross all the time

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:37 PM

“Behave yourself on your date, or I’ll tell your new boyfreind about the time you and your sister were sniffing each other’s butts!” This sounds like a good blackmail plan for future use to me…. Mine gets into enough trouble by himself. I cannot even comprehend what 2 might do!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:38 PM

Thanks for the birth control LMAO

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:38 PM

Thank you for talking me out of another! Ewwww!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:38 PM

OH gosh, CAN"T BREATHE!!!!! That was hilarious!!!! Been there before!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 06/12 at 10:39 PM