Really . . . does anyone REALLY buy this stuff???

Today, in my usual clearing of the SPAM folder, I had this little nugget:

To: Me
From: Aparis Rinehart
Subject: Your throbbing missile is ready to fire

Ever wanted a larger longer tool?
(gratuitous link to some random foreign site removed)

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Actually, YES! You’re right! I have wanted a larger, longer tool. Especially when digging in the backyard and being so short that I can’t reach the back of the gardening beds. Or, a longer hammer - the better to reach those nails with. I mean seriously, are people REALLY buying enough throbbing missile aids that it pays the spammers to keep spamming?

This subject line, however, is up in my top 10 favorites.

Posted February 19, 2008 in Rants • (12) Comments • Permalink

LMAO!!! I know, makes you wonder how many people actually buy that crap!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 01:49 PM

I have wondered who buys this stuff! I guess people who are too embarrassed to ask their doctor if there’s something out there for “tool lengthening”.

Momo Fali on 02/19 at 01:49 PM

LOL:) Definitely in the junk mail for a reason!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 01:49 PM

HAHAHA

My all time favorite spam was from “Over 40 Single Christians” I am none of those…. and the subject was “Guaranteed to get f**ked!) Holy crap!!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 01:50 PM

for some reason i kept getting singles advertisements for lesbians…i started to get a complex.

but yep that takes the cake homey.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 01:50 PM

LMAO!!

I’m so hot for your throbbing missile.

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 01:51 PM

LOL! I think I actually got that one, too! What kind of sick list are we on????

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 10:15 PM

I get them too….whatever freaking list it is….I WANT OFF!!!! Will firing a throbbing missile accomplish THAT? lol

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 10:15 PM

LMAO….Spam is the best, isn’t it?!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/19 at 10:16 PM

Ummm….DO they have a buy one get one free deal? (j/k;))

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/20 at 02:09 PM

yep, I get ‘em by the dozen…NOT

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/20 at 02:09 PM

LMAO! Apparently, they think you’re sex craved with possible erectile dysfunction and bad credit, who is dying to meet someone while improving their credit score, and you probaby won some lottery someplace too!

.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/20 at 02:09 PM