Saturday I completed my first 5K in, like, 100 years. I loved it, except the part where we were made to freeze outside for 45 minutes. There were a lot of half-hearted jumping jacks and full-fledged bitching. We finally figured out the Food Court was open and attempted to warm up there. I peed about 23 times because I was so nervous.
I wouldn’t say the race was easy, but it was definitely not difficult. Laura ended up running it with the Run Like A Mother posse; I have two regular running buddies in the group. We all finished in under 35 minutes, a personal best for me. I wasn’t sore and I wasn’t tired. I was pretty damn proud of myself. Toward the end, I heard the music from Chariots of Fire and sprinted the last 300 yards. I was almost screaming, “I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!” Then I nearly puked walking to my car.
After a reapplication of deodorant, I headed up to Maryland to see Julie. The drive through NoVa was its usual cluster - 4 1/2 hours later, I had made it the 160 miles to Sykesville. Her friend Christine hosted a baby shower for her soon-to-be adopted Ethiopian daughter. It was great to see her, even though she kept calling it a “Smash and Grab” visit. She got a lot of good stuff and had, I’m sure, a ton of fun trying to cram it all into a duffel bag for the flight back to Colorado. Whenever I see her, it’s like no time has passed (cliche much?) and Christine was an amazing host. My one bone to pick: Christine kept telling me to drink a wine cooler, and I did. Um, it wasn’t a wine cooler. It was a Smirnoff Ice something or other. After running and not eating much, I was a staggering disaster after about 20 minutes. No more Smirnoff Ice for me, ever - but it was pretty tasty!
The trip back was much better and took less than 3 hours. Wahoo!



Nice job on the first 5k in almost a decade! And wine coolers, no matter when you drink them, are dangerous. Love the Run Like A Mother posse: find more of that tribe at runlikeamotherbook.com.
Good for you, Homes! I am very proud of you. (for getting tipsy on one Smirnoff, not for the run). Just kidding, of course. I’ve been waiting for an update and the more I read about you and your new adventures in running, the more I can’t wait to join you in the training (post April, that is). I am hoping I can write a similar story soon and say that I ran a 5K without TOO much effort. Fabulous job!