Lately Lily has been in such a hurry to get off the potty she is neglecting to wipe. A number of times now she has discovered later that she is, uhhhh, not as fresh as she’d like to be, and informs me of such in very loud tones, usually while in front of a group of people. On Tuesday before we sat down for Dora the Explorer LIVE Pirate Adventure, Lily stopped by the bathroom with her daddy. This time, he was the lucky one to find that she had huge skidmarks from her earlier bathroom poop break. He did the best he could with thin toilet paper and some sink water. We keep reminding Lily not to forget to wipe, as well as telling her that if she needs help, we are always there for her. I’d rather spend the next few months helping her wipe than experiencing moments like the one we had in Arby’s, where she told me her butt hurt, checked it out, and then held up her hand which was unfortunately covered in poo. This, in the middle of a very crowded restaurant. I’ve never moved so fast in my life.
Lily is just in a hurry for life. She can’t be bothered with the little things when she has bigger fish to fry, like a night out at Dora or a jamocha shake to taste (Grampa’s). She doesn’t let anything get in her way. In a strange way I admire her enthusiasm for life and the speed at which she flies during the day. And honestly, it’s also very nice when she crashed at night - she goes from wide awake and chattering to passed out and snoring with only a few minutes in between. We’d like her to slow down just a tad. It would certainly help with the amount of laundry I do.
We had a great time at Dora and Arden stayed home with Aunt Loie. I think Aunt Loie got the good end of the deal, however. When we arrived home, she was crashed on the chair and a half, fireplace blazing, with a big cozy blanket over her. I was a bit jealous, having come from 20 minutes stuck in a VCU parking deck, a large crowd of 3-5 year olds and a lot of stinky popcorn being thrown everywhere. Lily really enjoyed herself and did a lot of feet-stamping, flag-waving and clapping. Dora’s cousin Diego looked like he was about 45 (I think he’s supposed to be around 10 in the show), Swiper was distinctly and flagrantly gay (I’m suprised his handkerchief over his eyes wasn’t rainbow-patterned instead of black - we kept expecting him to sashay over to the corner and scream “Out and Proud!”), and the Map, who on the show sounds like a crabby New Yorker, was in the live version very female, with a very squeaky, high-pitched, chipmunk sounding voice. Mike made some very crass comments during the show into my ear which made me guffaw outloud and generally act poorly. I guess if he’s still making me laugh after all this time, it’s a good thing.





